Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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