seriously i just wanna be friends
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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