Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(602): View more from Arizona

Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???

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(678): View more from Georgia

Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.

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(352): View more from Florida

redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!

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(207): View more from Maine

I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.

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(319): View more from Iowa

i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself

(612): View more from Minnesota

It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...

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(440): View more from Ohio

dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.

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