There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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