i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero