Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.