Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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