I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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