is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
false alarm, still single
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