Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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