ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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