would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
So apparently I’m into choking now
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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