If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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