Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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