): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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