If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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