We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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