Say something about gay babies.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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