DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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