He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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