If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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