I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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