We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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