We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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