i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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