If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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