Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Randomize
