How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
