no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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