Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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