I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Randomize
