Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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