Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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