he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He has the fingertips of a God
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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