Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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