small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Dick very happy bro
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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