Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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