I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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