she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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