she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
did i just pee glitter
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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