Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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