YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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