Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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