after a month anything with tits is on the radar
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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