It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I said "one day" and that day is not today
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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