what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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