Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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