So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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