i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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