the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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