i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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