think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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