I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Life is so much better after having sex.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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