Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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