so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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