kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
the raccoons are back...
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