Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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