What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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