He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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