If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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