We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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