if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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