Sponge bath it is.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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