I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize